hotdudesandjunkfoods:
catwmeow:
tomlinholic:
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.
goddamn why didn’t i think of that
(via sillylittledream-er)
shaymitchdaily:
What did she say?
(via itsthelesbiana)
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
(via itsthelesbiana)
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